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weight loss schmeit loss

I looked in the mirror yesterday after I saw some pictures of me from this weekend, and realized I’ve gained weight in my FACE! I swear, its true. And it sucks. I turned to my husband last night and asked “when did this happen?” He lovingly looked at me as if to say “honey, its been like that.”

Oh the shame. Once a svelt swimmer who could eat anything she wanted at any hour of the day- now a twentysomething behind a desk all day sitting and gaining weight by the hour. How the hell do other people stay fit? I guess my problem is I don’t want to spend all my remaining time after work at the gym or climbing mountains- but is that so bad? Arg.

Why don’t any of those crazy diets or weight loss pills work? Maybe if only liposuction were more affordable. But I’d still have a chunky face right now.